Wednesday 30 March 2011

India vs Pakistan Semi finals 2011 world cup : TimE PasS TimE

A wife's write to a cricket loving hubby !!!
umm is Shoaib playing tommaro
Funny side of fielding !!!
When fans go frenzy!!!
Captain... ahhh am sure hez goin get more ads if he wins this semifinal !!!

hope u will be in same mood after this semifinal
he will be an imp part 2marrow

East or west Sachin is Best
Fanzzzzzz.... noiseeeeee ... Go India Go

Am sure this will be the scene after the match
[Typing in capital doesn't mean am shouting.. am jus supporting loud ... 'go India go'.. is that OK now pal]

India vs pakistan images India wins on Pakistan in Semi finals 2011 world cup

India vs pakistan images : Watteeee a game today.. India beat pak by 29 runzzzzz

India vs pakistan images :cricketz goin be is sooo interesting on Sat 2 April 2011

India vs pakistan images :This Cup is ourzzzzz . isn't it frnz???

India vs pakistan images :Thatsssss True :)

India vs pakistan images :Cricket every where in India Now!!!

India vs pakistan images :Yessss One wish.. Go India GO win the cup

India vs pakistan images : Sachin MOM India Vs Pak semifinals.. and he will be the same  in Finals too

India vs pakistan images : And India Wins semifinal

India vs pakistan images : Eying on Final match.. bye bye shaid

India vs pakistan images : Ab ja ghar beta.....bye bye pak...

Tuesday 29 March 2011

Funny pictures : TimE PasS TimE

Guys hope u will all lyk itttt!!!
ahhhhhh watt2 say !!!
ahhh do u smoke????

does u r office have thiz????

ahem.. ahem.. so.. do u eat junk food???
it happens a lot in India rite??

stop global warming.. let ppl wear dress
ohhh poor cick

ohh myy.. squirrel
wanna doze off like thiz with my palzz !!!

Monday 28 March 2011

Hum shaayar tho nahi 2 : TimE PasS TimE

1. Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi

2.Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai

3.Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

4.usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

5.Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail
Jahan hum hote the pass wahan kar diya fail
Mann karta hai ki pahuchadu inhe aisi jail
ki lakh koshish kar le fir bhi mile ne inhe bai

6.The one i liked the most
Hatha me hath milake Hatha me hath milake
anguthi churake chali gayi abhi gale milne ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

chai pine ko aake chai pine ko aake
soccer churake chali gayi abhi full meals ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

pahalich mulakat me pahalich mulakat me
five star me chuna lagai abhi date pe leke jao bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

sagai sagai bolake sagai saagi bolake
puri shopping karali abhi shadi shadi bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

keep reading be Happy

Hum shaayar tho nahi 1: TimE PasS TimE

1 . Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

2.Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

3.Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

4.Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

5.Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

6.Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,
par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

7.Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

8.Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

9.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone
tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai

10. Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi
dusre din hi haathi mar gaya
chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya
aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

Sunday 27 March 2011

JOKES 2 Laugh @ Part II :TimE PasS TimE

1.I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
                      After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
                              Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

2.A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

3.Two girls meet:
- me & my husband are no longer together...- why?
- well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?- no, of course I couldn't!
- well he couldn't either!

4.A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem."
The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?"
The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?"
She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"

5.Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale.
"Well you're in luck I have two in stock, a man's brain for $1000, and a woman's for $100."
Surprised she asks why the price difference?
"Generally women brains run cheaper because they come to us used!"

6.Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.

7.A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??"

8.A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man."
And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"

9.Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story.
"Once upon a time there was a white bunny....."
" it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said.
Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...."
"Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!"
"Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny......"

JOKES 2 Laugh @ : TimE PasS TimE

1.A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
                                     The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
                                     The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

2. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
     “And what do you deduce from that?”
          Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

3.A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
                                                     His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
                                                     The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
4.This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
                                                     The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....

5.A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
                    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Learning from Japan

10 things to learn from Japan!!
1. THE CALM     Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.
2. THE DIGNITY     Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.
3. THE ABILITY     The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.
4. THE GRACE    People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.
5. THE ORDER    No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.
6. THE SACRIFICE    Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?
7. THE TENDERNESS    Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong  cared for the weak.
8. THE TRAINING     The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.
9. THE MEDIA     They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.
10. THE CONSCIENCE      When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly!

God Bless Japan !!!